So ten minutes ago I quickly log on to my blog to see if anyone has left a comment (it's my favorite part of the day when I have comments to read) on the recent blog posts - I have 9. I find myself getting excited. My readers must have really loved today's shoe selection. Generally there are 3, maybe 4 comments!! The pink boots must have arisen fashion excitement in the readers, right? Wrong.
All 9 comments are from completely random and bizarre people who apparently struggle with the English language. My top three faves are:
comment from: mobile wife
the comment: "yeah! its much better"
my thoughts: What a relief! being a stationary wife would be difficult, I'm sure.
comment from: cool dude game
the comment: "i'm here because of a few cents for you. just dropping by"
my thoughts: Is he confusing me with a really, really cheap hooker?
First Place for Most Random Comment:
comment from: divorce lawer guam
the comment: "help me"
my thoughts: You're the lawyer, shouldn't you be helping me?
Is it possible that my blog has been hacked or something? I know nothing about this, but I'm leaving the comments up for if you need a chuckle.