There were many ridiculous sweaters at the party last night, but I feel quite confident in saying that mine took the cheesy taco.
(You too can own a battery pack lime green catastrophe for $14.99 at your local JC Penney outlet store.)
(If those things sell out tomorrow, I should make Penney's give me a portion of the proceeds for pimping it.)
If you really do love my sweater, but don't want to buy it, I am willing to rent it to you for a mere $5.00 per night. But no copying! The brilliant design and pattern are Copyrighted. So much so that the company felt it necessary to make this disclaimer on the tag.
(Because, you know, so many people are DYING to copy this pattern.)
Alissa put on a fabulous party and we had loads of fun playing games and exchanging tacky ornaments. I never knew such horrible Christmas decorations could be manufactured. It's just plain scary.
Enjoy the pics from the party. I must go. Lots of work to do today.
(Or catching up on the Real Housewives of Orange County to do. Either one.)
Alissa and a beautiful drawing of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Showing off the results of Pictionary Movie Phone.
You're probably all wondering what in the blazes of Christmas this game is that we are playing. Maybe I will get bored tonight and create a post for how to play. It is literally the funniest game on the planet.
(Contrary to the pictures, it is not necessary to have alcohol to play.)
(Although it certainly doesn't hurt.)
The tacky ornament I won in the exchange. Keep in mind I had to drive home all alone with this thing starting at me in the dark. Halfway home I tossed it in the back seat so I didn't have to look at it.