If reality TV drama is a drug, there will be massive overdoses occurring at 9/8 central this evening.
Tonight is the Bachelor Finale!
Duhhhhh du dum dum DUMMMMM!!!!!!!
If you believe the rumors, the Bachelor will pick one girl (Molly?) as his fiance, and then, in "the most dramatic finale in Bachelor history", change his mind and pick the other one (Melissa?).
Oh, and the chick that dumped him last year on the Bachelorette is going to ask him to come back.
Holy ridiculous ratings, Batman!
I gotta say, if video editing is an art, ABC is a modern day Michelangelo. Or maybe Van Gogh. With both ears. The act piecing together clips to create drama that isn't there is now a Bachelor staple. This season is not a let down in that department.
Rather than try to figure it all out, I think I'll just watch and see. Either way, I feel bad for the Bachelor's son. Would you want your Dad to get engaged after meeting his girlfriend only ONE TIME? Is family therapy a perk for appearing on this show?
Here's a link to the finale teaser...