Credentials/experience required: Automobile experience helpful.
Requirements: Create a car accessory that honks/screams/yells at me if I put my vehicle in drive when attempting to reverse out of a parking spot.
Credentials/experience required: Familiarity with the supernatural preferred.
Requirements: Provide me with the psychic ability to know if the client I just met saw me trip over my own feet and almost take a nosedive into the pavement.
Compensation: Everything I own
Wanted: A Muscle Head/ Bull Sh*tter
Credentials/experience required: An ability to talk to big wigs who think they know everything is preferred, but extensive experience in Jujitsu will be considered as well.
Requirements: Convince the no-brain ass clowns at Fox that "Prison Break" is a good show and need not be cancelled. "Lie to Me" has all the excitement of watching my toenails grow. WHY NOT CANCEL THAT?
Note: Physical persuasion a la Jack Bauer may become necessary.
Compensation: A squinty look and heavy-muttered "thank you" from Michael Scofield.