But they just don't right now.
And may not for several years.
Because I'm not ready to be chipper and clever quite yet, I will instead graciously thank one of my fellow blogers for giving me an award.
Lady Jane was kind enough to bestow a bloggie award to me like, forever ago. And I've been too lazy to put it up. So here it is! Go see Lady Jane's blog, she's hilarious and always puts a smile on my face.
I am supposed to give this to fifteen other bloggers. But I'm just not into it today. Sorry. Therefore, if you're on my blogroll, I bestow this Lovely Blog Award blessing upon you.
Go in peace.
I'll be back to my old self after this weekend. Hopefully.
Happy Mother's Day to all the mommies out there, especially mine. Cuz, ya know, I love you lots and stuff.