All numbers are approximate:
199- Number of unread blog entries I currently have in my Google reader.
10- Number of voicemails I have yet to return.
293- Number of friends I have failed to email/call/comment on their blogs/write on their Facebook walls in the last week.
8- Number of new blog followers I have that haven't even been able to read one new blog entry from me.
7- Number of resumes I have sent out in search of employment
9,345- Number of resumes I should have sent out in search of employment,(barring applications to Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonalds, Lowe's, Home Depot and KFC.)
3- Number of bills that I'm wondering if I can pay
29- Number of times per day I curse the economy and health care system.
3- Number of days last week I was able to kick back, relax and enjoy a beautiful wedding.
12,459- Number of apologies I owe for being the worst absent blogger on the planet. No worries, though. I'm back...and I've got lots to talk about.
I have an awkward story for today, but I doubt I'll have time to get it posted, so it might just be late and show up on Wednesday.
(ACK! GASP! Totally Awkward Tuesday is going to show up on Wednesday? Can she do that? Is that allowed? Will she get in trouble?)
(Probably not. What's the worst that can happen? Well...I guess you, my lovely readers, could fire me off of your Google reader. But please don't, I've already been fired once this year. I can't take it again.)
In other news, I've officially gone 48 hours without caffeine.
In other other news, my head is officially about to explode. I'm off to Quiktrip for a huge Dr. Pepper and the end of my will power as I know it.