The last few weeks have sucked. Between living in a hotel and rotating four outfits because we don't have a washer and dryer in the new house, I'm about to dump gasoline on my head and smoke a cigarette.
But I won't.
The light at the end of the tunnel is poking through. We at least have a functional television.
Then again, we have no cable. Which means no True Blood, Real Housewives of ANYTHING, So You Think You Can Dance, or Flipping Out. I may as well not have a TV.
One great part of the move that's complete is all three pets are back from Grandma's house and living with us again. As I posted the other day, we just rescued our new dog Tootsie, and she's fantastic. I'm excited to someday cuddle up with her on the couch and get some work done.
Notice I said someday.
Because we don't have Internet.
For the last three days we did have "free" wifi from an unsuspecting neighbor who didn't have his service password protected. It only took 72 hours for him to figure out why his internet was so slow.
So there went that.
Today I had several things that I needed to get done that could not be accomplished via my Blackberry.
(Mainly because my Blackberry is as efficient as one of those Speak 'N Spells I played with when I was 4.)
That being said, I needed Internet.
Panera only allows 1/2 an hour of Internet at a time, and I needed at least 2. I don't drink coffee, so Starbucks was out. Then Hubs came up with a solution that fixed one problem but created a whole new set of others.
Apparently they have WiFi. Really? Do a lot of business people frequent McDonald's? I usually only see mu mu's. Maybe that's just me.
I was desperate though, and I went to the McDonald's. I located a booth,s at down, and began to work.
While sitting there, I discovered:
1) It is impossible to concentrate on work when a 2 year old child is screaming, "I HATE FRENCH FRIES! I WANT MACARONI! Mommy always takes me to get macaroni. You're a DOODY HEAD, Daddy!
2) McDonald's does not offer outlets, despite their Wifi. Charge your battery prior to leaving the house.
3) McDonald's Diet Dr. Pepper tastes like a mix of prune juice, Hi-C and a shot of Keystone Light. As a (self-proclaimed) Dr. Pepper expert, I'm tempted to call corporate about this travesty.
4) If you find yourself forced to use your laptop in a McDonald's, no less than three people will ask you, "McDonald's has WiFi now?" or "Working hard or hardly workin', eh?" or "What kinda 'puter is that? I just got me one of them iPad's from my daughter for Christmas. So, wheredo you live?"
5) I am not a nice person when I get interrupted.
In other news, I have found the PERFECT DOG to go adopt so Tootsie can have a brother.
(YES, I was working while at McDonald's using the Wifi. I can't help it if I had to take a slight detour to the Wayside Waif's website while I waited for a file to download.)
(Also, Sam Moon has fantastic jewelry at super cheap prices.)
(And J-Lo might have been cheating on Marc Anthony while they were married.)
All right, back to work...oooh wait, there's a Red Box at this McDonald's. Wonder if any good movies are in there this week?